IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC
by Mimi
Jean Pamfiloff
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BLURB:
Once the most powerful
immortal assassin ever to exist, this demigod now spends his days pining for
the girl who got away: Helena. Doesn’t help that he’s also Helena’s full-time
nanny slash bodyguard. But now that the apocalypse is over and her husband, the
vampire general, has returned home for good, it’s time to move on.
But can Andrus let go
of the woman he secretly loves?
Cimil, Goddess of the
Underworld and owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., knows the solution is
finding another gal. The right gal. But getting a woman to date this callous,
unrefined, coldhearted warrior will prove to be the biggest challenge of her
existence. Good thing they’re in L.A.
When aspiring actress
Sadie Townsend finds herself one week away from being thrown out on the street,
the call from her agent is like a gift from heaven. But when she learns the job
is teaching the world’s biggest barbarian how to act like a gentleman, she
wonders if she shouldn’t have asked for more money. He’s vulgar, uncaring, and
rougher around the edges than a serrated bread knife. He’s also sexy, fierce,
and undeniably tormented.
Will Sadie help him
overcome his past, or will she find her heart hopelessly trapped by a man
determined to self-destruct?
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Excerpt
Two:
PG 13 Excerpt
He stood up. “I think I’ll go for a swim. Care to join me?”
“What?”
“A swim. It’s been centuries since I’ve been in the ocean.”
“Centuries, huh? Well, I’m sorry, but no. We need to work,
Andrus. I have less than a week to get you ready, or I don’t get paid.”
“You should’ve negotiated for a better deal.” He kicked off
his boots and stripped off his shirt.
Holy mother of God.
As her eyes scaled up his abs, the deep grooves of his
washboard stomach flexing with fiercely seductive power, she found herself
mesmerized. The light olive skin of his bare arms and chest and…Oh my God. This
guy is built like an evil sexy tank. And whether she liked it or not, her
female libido reacted—nipple tingles, core flutters, the whole nine yards. Or
ten inches, in his case.
Andrus caught her blatantly drooling and then winked.
“You’re welcome.” He dipped his head of thick, messy dark hair, turned, and
slowly made his way toward the water.
Sadie watched along with every other woman within eyeshot.
They all stopped whatever they were doing—volleyball, applying suntan oil,
kissing their boyfriends, or avoiding trees while they were rollerblading—Watch
out! Oh, that had to hurt. Even the men stopped to fume in Andrus’s general
direction, seething with a territorial-type jealousy as he practically floated
over the sand, his naturally tanned muscles flexing and pumping in a hypnotic
rhythm as he strolled toward the waves.
He looked like a fucking god. Tall, lean, menacing ropes of—
He jumped head first into a wave, startling Sadie from her
little sexually charged, mental detour.
AUTHOR Bio and Links:
New York Times
and USA Today bestselling Romance author, host of the radio talk show, Man
Candy, on Radioslot.com.
When San
Francisco native Mimi Jean went on an adventure as an exchange student to
Mexico City, she never imagined the journey would lead to writing Romance. But
one MBA, one sexy husband, and two rowdy kids later, Mimi would trade in
corporate life for vampires, deities, and snarky humor.
She continues
to hope that her books will inspire a leather pants comeback (for men) and that
she might make you laugh when you need it most.
She also enjoys
interacting with her fans (especially if they're batshit crazy). You can always
find her chatting away on Facebook, Twitter, or saying many naughty words on
her show MAN CANDY on Radioslot.com !
Find out more
about Mimi and upcoming books at www.mimijean.net.
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