Drop
Dead Handsome
by
M.K. Scott
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GENRE:
Cozy Mystery
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BLURB:
The
Painted Lady Inn is open for business and limping along in the B and
B world. A high school reunion package assembles Donna’s least
desirable classmates, including the backstabbing cheerleader, her
narcissistic high school crush, and Arnie, whose cheesy poem had
everyone calling her, hot mama. It’s all something she liked to
forget. These are the normal guests.
An octogenarian self-proclaimed sleuth, Father Christmas, a dognapping couple, and a pair who is copying everything in the Inn to set up their own competitive establishment rounds out the group. Maria, the sister-in-law, has a matchmaking agenda for Donna. Daniel, her brother, finds himself serving as a referee with one guest’s multiple wives.
High school reunions can be murder. Detective Mark Taber is on the trail of the murderer, when he isn’t interfering in a smitten Arnie’s determined bid to woo the no nonsense innkeeper.
An octogenarian self-proclaimed sleuth, Father Christmas, a dognapping couple, and a pair who is copying everything in the Inn to set up their own competitive establishment rounds out the group. Maria, the sister-in-law, has a matchmaking agenda for Donna. Daniel, her brother, finds himself serving as a referee with one guest’s multiple wives.
High school reunions can be murder. Detective Mark Taber is on the trail of the murderer, when he isn’t interfering in a smitten Arnie’s determined bid to woo the no nonsense innkeeper.
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Excerpt:
By the
time, she had the salts swept up and the broom stowed, Terri arrived.
The woman swept in with the same arrogance Cleopatra must have shown
entering Rome. A disdainful head tilt announced she’d been in
grander accommodations. No mistaking the woman, she looked the same,
only tighter as if her skin had shrunk, making her face all angles
without any soft curves.
“Hello,
Gentry, Terri, I have a reservation.”
Donna
repressed an urge to remark that her presence made a reservation
self-evident. “Yes, you do. Welcome to The Painted Lady Inn. Here’s
your gift basket.” She pushed the remaining basket in Terri’s
direction.
The
woman pawed through the contents as her lips pulled down in a frown.
“The bath salts that were advertised on the website ad are
missing.”
Before
she could answer, Terri continued.
“No
way, I can carry it and my luggage upstairs. I guess it’s too much
to expect a backwater establishment like this would have an
elevator?” Her sneer announced she already knew the answer.
“Here
at The Painted Lady Inn, we strive for authenticity.” It seemed a
better answer than no, we don’t have an elevator.
Terri
raised both eyebrows as she stared down at Donna, who had picked up
both the woman’s suitcase and basket. Normally, the woman wouldn’t
have anything on her height wise, but with her hunched over like
Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame, she was at a disadvantage.
What did
she have in the suitcase? Bricks? She stood, straightening her back
and retaining as much dignity as possible. “You’re in B2.”
“Hmm.
Should I assume there’s no running water?”
Count to
ten. She inhaled deeply. While she didn’t think it was possible,
the woman had grown even more malicious with age. “Excuse me?”
Maybe she hadn’t heard right.
“If
you’re trying to return to Victorian times, then they wouldn’t
have running water.”
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AUTHOR
Bio and Links:
M. K.
Scott is the husband and wife writing team behind The Painted Lady
Inn Mysteries. Morgan K Wyatt is the general wordsmith, while her
husband, Scott, is the grammar hammer and physics specialist. He uses
his engineering skills to explain how fast a body falls when pushed
over a cliff and various other felonious activities. The Internet and
experts in the field provide forensic information, while the recipes
and B and B details require a more hands on approach. Morgan’s
daughter who manages a hotel provides guest horror stories to fuel
the plot lines. The couple’s dog, Chance, is the inspiration behind
Jasper, Donna’s dog. Murder Mansion is the first book in The
Painted Lady Inn Mysteries. Overall, it is a fun series to create and
read. Drop Dead Handsome is the second book in the series. Killer
Review should be out in October 2016.
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**SPOILER FREE**
Take yourself back in time... To a younger day... But what you don't expect will all reveal... behind the cover. This book will have you so intrigued with the characters and the story. To me this was a quick, smooth, fast read with some twist that you think you see coming. The author takes you on a journey of days to some may be good but to others... maybe not so much. A book you will enjoy!
*Received for an honest review*
Take yourself back in time... To a younger day... But what you don't expect will all reveal... behind the cover. This book will have you so intrigued with the characters and the story. To me this was a quick, smooth, fast read with some twist that you think you see coming. The author takes you on a journey of days to some may be good but to others... maybe not so much. A book you will enjoy!
*Received for an honest review*
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