Title: Confessions of a Failed Environmentalist
Author: Jennifer Ellis
Genre: Romantic Comedy / Women’s Fiction
Alana Matheson always
tries to do the right thing for the environment, even when it means boycotting
school meatball day, forgoing the use of makeup, or getting entangled in a bet
with her non-chicken-loving ex-husband over which of them can be the most
environmentally conscious.
So when a mining company proposes developing a mine right in the middle of the community watershed, well, of course Alana is going to be on the front lines opposing the development.
Except she isn’t. To her own shock and dismay, she finds herself taking a job… with the mining company. Worse, she finds herself drawn to her attractive and mysterious boss, Nate: a capitalist mining executive. The enemy.
Alana struggles to do right by the community, deal with her feelings for Nate, and maintain her own environmental morals. But as the conflict over the mine heats up, it gets increasingly difficult to be on the “wrong side,” and both Nate and Alana are cracking under the pressure.
Part satire, part serious, Confessions of a Failed Environmentalist is about the cast of characters who seem to pop up in all environmental disputes, and how all of us fail sometimes to do the right thing for the environment, in both big and small ways.
So when a mining company proposes developing a mine right in the middle of the community watershed, well, of course Alana is going to be on the front lines opposing the development.
Except she isn’t. To her own shock and dismay, she finds herself taking a job… with the mining company. Worse, she finds herself drawn to her attractive and mysterious boss, Nate: a capitalist mining executive. The enemy.
Alana struggles to do right by the community, deal with her feelings for Nate, and maintain her own environmental morals. But as the conflict over the mine heats up, it gets increasingly difficult to be on the “wrong side,” and both Nate and Alana are cracking under the pressure.
Part satire, part serious, Confessions of a Failed Environmentalist is about the cast of characters who seem to pop up in all environmental disputes, and how all of us fail sometimes to do the right thing for the environment, in both big and small ways.
Author Bio
Jennifer lives
in the mountains of British Columbia where she can be found writing, hiking,
skiing, borrowing dogs, and evading bears. She also works occasionally as an
environmental researcher.
Jennifer writes
science fiction, romance and dystopian fiction for children and adults,
including Apocalypse Weird: Reversal
in Wonderment Media’s Apocalypse Weird world and A Pair of Docks, which was a bestseller in children’s time travel
fiction. She has also contributed to several anthologies, most notably Synchronic: 13 Tales of Time Travel,
which hit #16 in the Kindle Store.
She may or may
not have a Ph.D. and dabble in tarot card reading and cat sitting.
You can
subscribe to her blog for the latest book news and industry insights at
www.jenniferellis.ca. She tweets about writing, cats and teenagers at
@jenniferlellis.
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Excerpt
She spent
the next ten minutes dodging Sharon and Mark and picking out organic produce
and grocery items. The sandwich ham was a compromise because the kids couldn’t
take peanut butter to school and wouldn’t eat anything else. The organic milk
at double the price was too expensive, but everything else in the cart was
solidly eco-friendly, except the ground beef and the chicken, which she covered
with the organic Kamut cereal.
When they
were married, Blaine had informed her pointedly on several occasions—often
following some particularly disastrous vegetarian offering—that he was a meat
eater. He even gesticulated at his canines as if to emphasize the rightness of
his decree. Now that Blaine had moved out, Alana tried to cook vegetarian three
nights a week.
She rounded
the corner to grab a loaf of the local organic sourdough bread and nearly
crashed her cart into a dark-haired man with spiky hair and eyes as turquoise
as his sneakers.
“Sorry,” she
stammered, veering the other direction with the cart.
“No problem,”
he said with a roguish smile. She eyeballed him again. Who was this guy? He
wore a grey T-shirt with a saxophone on it and almost skinny jeans. But unlike
most men, he looked good—outright hot actually—in the skinny jeans. He was
about her age, but he definitely was not one of the playground dads, or at
least not one that she had ever seen.
He must have
noticed her staring, because he winked, grabbed a loaf of organic bread, and
sauntered off down the aisle, a white motorcycle helmet tucked under his arm.
She watched him go, then shook her head. Even if he was single and lived in
Silver Peak, which he probably wasn’t and didn’t, she wasn’t going down that
road again. She had gone the clean-cut, totally attractive route with Blaine,
and look where that had gotten her. This time she was going for a man with a
beard and dreadlocks, canvas pants, and Birkenstocks—a true blue
environmentalist. The only problem was that in Silver Peak, unemployed ski bums
often resembled environmentalists, and they generally didn’t have jobs
or an overly environmental outlook.
As she
waited for the items to be rung up, Alana occupied herself with visions of
spending the summer with her fingers in the rich brown earth, surrounded by
heaps of potatoes, bush beans, and carrots, Katie and Duncan bounding through
the sprinkler eating pea pods. The grocery total brought her back to her
sharp-edged reality: $146.78 for three days’ groceries. Eating healthy organic
food was beginning to be out of her price range.
When Blaine
used to make rumblings about reducing grocery costs, Alana had always reminded
him that they ate well, and she questioned whether he really wanted her to
serve more processed food. Then again, whenever she had gone away for work, he
and the kids had subsisted on Pop-Tarts, frozen pizza, and hot dogs, and he did
leave her in favor of a woman who could barely run a microwave, so maybe he had
wanted her to start serving more processed food.
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