Naked Montreal: Sex and the Underground
City
by Laura
Roberts
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BLURB:
Business
is pleasure for Francesca “Frankie” Parker, Montreal’s go-to guide for all
things seductive in the Underground City. “Sexy Tourism for Canada’s Fetish
Capital” is what her card promises, and mon ami, she delivers. So toss the
travel pamphlets and enjoy your tour as Frankie leads you deep into the Sin
City of the North and all your wildest fantasies. If you haven’t developed a
fetish yet, don’t worry – by the time Frankie bids you adieu, you may have a
hard time choosing a favorite!
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Excerpt :
My date for tonight, an overstuffed businessman with
slicked-back hair in a greasy little ponytail and a vaguely Bronx accent, is so
chuffed to be here with a beautiful woman that he's practically salivating over
my white flesh, my smooth black hair, my pouty red lips.
Little does he realize, I'm just the appetizer. The main
course is on her way, ready to beat him into submission. She goes by the name
Lady Evelyn, but I've never seen any evidence of her title's origins. I keep
getting texts from her that say she's on her way, which usually means she'll be
fifteen minutes late. I've got to keep the Catch wriggling on the line for a
few more minutes, until she shows.
I finally receive a text from Lady Evelyn announcing her
arrival, and swiftly draw our meal to a close as the Consultant inhales the
last bits of mungfish left on the plate. I casually gesture for the check, and
he signs off on our decadent feast with a look of pure evil in his eyes. I
stand up, as if headed for the ladies' room.
“Meet me in back in five minutes,” I whisper in his ear.
His eyes widen, and a smirk creeps across his face.
Showtime.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Laura Roberts
writes about sex, travel and ninjas. Because what's better than hot sex on a
dream vacation while dodging shuriken?
As the author
of the “V for Vixen” sex column, Laura began her career writing about
Montrealers’ sexcapades, which have been collected together for her book, The
Vixen Files. Blending real-life observations with fictional fantasies, she’s
penned parts 1 and 2 of her serial novel, Naked Montreal, along with the short
story collection The Montreal Guide to Sex, saucy poetry volume 69 Sexy Haiku,
and satirical novella Ninjas of the 512. She’s currently hard at work on a sexy
murder mystery entitled The Case of the Cunning Linguist.
Laura lives
in an Apocalypse-proof bunker in sunny SoCal with her artist husband and their
literary kitties, and blogs regularly at Buttontapper.com.
SOCIAL MEDIA
LINKS
Facebook: http://facebook.com/LauraRobertsWriter
Twitter: http://twitter.com/originaloflaura
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